I also had a video to be played while I said this text:
Apeture
Intro
Gentelmen, welcome to Apreture Science.
What
Pavers for the future, we are making new technologies our competetors have not yet even dreamed of. Here at Apreture Science we don't take the great, we take the best, and expect nothing less out of our science.
How
Through the sweat and blood of our loyal lab bodies, and mostly from my pocket, we have been able to construct the perfect testing chambers and products. From panels, to portal devices we have cracked theories of quantum space and have done it in record time.
Truth
Now I'm not going to lie the progression has been tough and more stressful than my doctors say a normal human should handle, but what do they know? We are making new innovations to benefit most everyone, especially, you, the investors.
Sell
Now we get to the real meat and why you are all here. Now is the time to invest in a wondrous piece of history in the making. Your part in the movement for Apreture Science will allow for the company's growth and success, with the added bonus of the eventual growth of your own wallets. And come on who wouldn't love the chance to brag and say, "hey I helped to change the world by doing nothing but donate a few million bucks." So what do you say? Let's just get those signing pens out and make the checks out to cash.
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--VMS